Badly modified cars

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TerryG
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Badly modified cars

#1 Post by TerryG »

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewt ... =1&t=39322
Poor things, some people should not be allowed near a tool box!
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Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#2 Post by Martin Evans »

The Cortina reminds me of what you used to see in the 1970s. Werdonkies are nothing new :lol: :!: The Spitfire looks like a cross between a sports car and a yobb truck.

As to modern prattmobiles, I have noticed fewer Saxocorsiestas about of late and I wonder whether insurance costs have finally take their toll (Perhaps high umempoyment too) :?:
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#3 Post by suffolkpete »

Martin Evans wrote:
As to modern prattmobiles, I have noticed fewer Saxocorsiestas about of late and I wonder whether insurance costs have finally take their toll (Perhaps high umempoyment too) :?:
More likely the high rate of attrition due to collisions
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#4 Post by mr rusty »

The youngest Saxos are over a decade old now so that's probably why you don't see so many, anyway, here's a particularly ghastly bit of modification.....I snapped this with my blackberry while queueing up on the M11 a couple of weeks back, it's modern, but the principal of utter tastlesness is the same. This appears to be an attempt to impart a PPorsche-like elegance to an agricultural truck- note the alloys and low profile rubber which must've cost a fortune but which still manage to look too small for the arches......and yes that fastback did have a hatch in it.....yeurghhhhhhh.....

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#5 Post by tractorman »

Isn't that an L200 Warrior double cab? It seems a stupid thing to make as a standard vehicle, let alone modifying the thing! There are the odd one or two around here and I tend to laugh at them when I see them: what's the point of a "fastback" on a Ute?
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#6 Post by Hawk »

I rather like all of them :oops:
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#7 Post by rich. »

Hawk wrote:I rather like all of them :oops:
its ok you are among friends :D
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#8 Post by JPB »

rich. wrote:
Hawk wrote:I rather like all of them :oops:
its ok you are among friends :D
:thumbs:

Very fine vehicles, all of them. :oops: Though there are possibly even better looking tops for the pickup bit at the end of those double cab jobbies, below is one that can accommodate three whole alpacas:

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#9 Post by TerryG »

You know how barryboys works by now.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 1121522072
it was for sale, contacting the seller / high bidder can't hurt if you fancy a new project.
Understeer: when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
Oversteer: when you hit the wall with the back of the car.
Horsepower: how fast you hit the wall.
Torque: how far you take the wall with you.
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#10 Post by JPB »

:shock: That's a real V8, not just a cardboard replica glued in over the top of a Pinto. Amazing, automatic too. That could be good for daily use. 8-)
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