JPB wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:04 am
Modern BMW? Hmm, I've yet to try and pull one of those backwards up a hill with the "little w4nk3r" (Pajero Mini, warranted to be 100% BMW free), but given that a Datsun X-trail is easy to embarrass that way, I'm guessing that the hairdresser's 4x4 in the listing wouldn't be too much of an issue for my tiny truck, even with the road tyres I currently have on the thing.
This brought back some memories... You have a habit of doing such things too?? Way back, sometime in the 1990's, during the tedious gap between Christmas and New Year, I'd driven over to Stoke Mandeville to visit a friend who had been confined there over the holidays with multiple broken bones having lost a battle with a truck.. It was very cold that day, well below freezing and the roads were, shall I say "interesting".
On the way back I took my usual rat run to avoid Aylesbury completely (a good idea then as now), a nadgery lane from the A41 to the centre of Bierton on the A418. Burcott Lane I think it was called. Not usable nowadays as they've plonked a huge modern housing development halfway down it as I found out last time I tried it a few years ago... The lane is narrow, barely wide enough for cars to pass and it was very icy, hence I was travelling at sensible (read slow) speed. Very soon there was a huge BMW crawling all over the back of me, swerving and flashing its headlamps but there was nowhere to let him past. About halfway along the lane there's a small village (now part of the "development", which was followed by a short(ish) straight where he could pass me, which he duly did with a lot of revs and wheel spin. LHD and German number plates. I knew that no-way would he make it around the sharp right-hander at the end of the straight - even had it been hot, dry and sunny! He didn't, ploughing straight on into the ditch and blocking the lane too.
Amazingly it was virtually undamaged, bar the fact it was at an angle, o/s/r wheel a couple of feet off the ground ergo immobile! Driver turned out to be a sqaddie home on leave from the army in Germany. When I told him I'd tow him out he laughed... With that? he said (pointing to the Kitten). No chance in that Robin Reliant - I just smiled and replied, "count the wheels"!!! I turned the car round and roped my tow-bar to his. Then I told him to get in, start the engine and when he felt his back wheel touch down, accelerate in reverse very gently (it was automatic). This is what we did and out it popped, despite the black ice all round. He really couldn't believe it.... Not difficult if you take it gently. And yes he did ask how I'd fitted the extra wheel!!
So the "drive smug" attitude of German car drivers is nothing new (actually he turned out to be an OK guy, just a bit stupid, and we met up in Leighton Buzzard that night for a beer!!), plus I too have taken the shilling.
Nostalgia...……
John (P)
"I thought I was wrong once - But I was wrong"...