Jeri Ryan in a bathrobe...
Hmm, nice enough for sure, but it was the Borg hardware that appealed to me. That, and 7's grey skin pre-rehumanisation.
Rich, apologies for the sci-fi related wobble I seem to have caused,

but I am working tirelessly as ever to find a Mazda MX5 for you and there's a particularly inexpensive example that I
think is fresh to the internet, so have a wee look here:
https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C959668
The body may not be perfect at that sort of money, but it has a long MOT, a very long time in the hands of its current keeper and best of all; we can see its registration number!
OK, so it failed its last test for some fairly significant rust, but now that it's had some welding to the sills and other bits and a test pass issued in January, you could drive it 'til next January then scrap it and you'd still lose less than you would in depreciation on a new car. Go on, you know it makes sense!
Oh, and speaking of making sense, I've even found a breakdown truck that ticks some boxes:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Corg ... Sw~y9ZA5sc
That has to be a bit of a bargain, IMHO, because the example of this model that I sold in April 2016 went for £91.42 and it wasn't as well preserved as the one in the link.