What would you buy & why?

[rich.]

im sure you have to have road tax if its used on the road.. a lot of machines over here have wheels instead of tracks..
meanwhile this must be the answer to all your dreams, shag carpeting & a muriel, what else would you ever need??
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-318ci-D ... 3641.l6368

i have a soft spot for these..
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metrop ... 2550202177

[rich.]

Is a prairie on the drive yet John?

[JPB]

Funny you should ask that, Rich.. No, there's no movement on the extra vehicle front as yet. I'm still looking at anything and everything that comes close to being suitable. I travelled all the way down the coast to something called "Hull" a couple of days ago to check out a Reliant Metrocab but when I got there, the thing turned out not to be a Reliant-built one, came with a very rotten chassis and someone had dropped a pizza on the carpet in the back, which didn't smell all that good and had already been attracting the rodent population. Oh, and the gearbox was slipping in reverse, the brakes were seized on and the roof had been cracked by the seller's son, who'd mistaken the cab for a trampoline. Naturally, the ba57ards hadn't thought to tell me any of this before I set off to view the thing.

[rich.]

i went to hull once to look at an austin metropolitan... dragged a trailer over 450 miles for a car we were afraid to offer £10 in case he accepted...
meanwhile
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/25301162 ... rmvSB=true

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/13223663 ... rmvSB=true

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daihatsu-move ... rmvSB=true

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thunderbird-2 ... rmvSB=true

you really need the last one..

or this?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500-P6 ... rmvSB=true

http://www.lesanciennes.com/annonce/A14 ... cat=autres
edit!
i know john lives up north so this would be very suitable

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TACTICA-Armou ... rmvSB=true

[rich.]

have you got that prarie yet john??
meanwhile, something for you to enjoy..
https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/11520 ... tm?ca=18_s
https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/445111780.htm?ca=12_s
https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/11524 ... tm?ca=12_s

[GHT]

There you go, no more neighbour problems:

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[JPB]

Hmm, not so keen on that.. Unless they do it in a nice '70s beige or maybe orange with orange stripes.

[GHT]

Hmm, not so keen on that.. Unless they do it in a nice '70s beige or maybe orange with orange stripes.

Beige & nice are not two words that you should use in the same sentence. Beige is boring, beige is bland, beige is banal, beige is B/L.

[Penguin45]

Possibly one of the worst photoshops ever. Anyway, there's no such thing as beige. Sandglow is the correct term.

P45.

[GHT]

Anyway, there's no such thing as beige. Sandglow is the correct term.P45.

Crappy nappy yellow is better.

And for your delectation is this howler.

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