breakdown truck

[rich.]

we love your teasing ght.. i was just making sure that you liked other cars.. my cousin (mechanic) will quite happily tell me that whatever car i drive is a piece of s##t so i bought the same as he once owned.. mine was still rubbish i was making sure that you were not the same

[TerryG]

It's not that every car you buy is rubbish rich, it's that through your ownership every car becomes rubbish

[rich.]

It's not that every car you buy is rubbish rich, it's that through your ownership every car becomes rubbish

cheeky sod... i must admit that most of my cars usually end up like a skip

[JPB]

....most of my cars usually end up like a skip

Fear not, I found an ideal vehicle for you, Rich, and it can't end up looking like a skip, because it is one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BtG56jXTcY

(Warning: Clip contains mild images of food abuse).

[rich.]

surprisingly for a skip, there is not much room for the wife & kids..

[JPB]

Ah, hadn't thought of that. Allow me to suggest a more practical form of transport, yet strangely similar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUSjIB1MtpE

(Warning: Contains mild, centre of gravity-related peril and scenes of an otherwise uninteresting nature).

[rich.]

reminds me of when i worked for a local farmer & i would be off delivering lorry loads of hay or straw.. sharp bends, round abouts & low bridges were taken with great caution

[rich.]

a smart for you john?
read the description..
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-RO ... 1787514817

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291791395259? ... rmvSB=true

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/20160081 ... rmvSB=true

[JPB]

Cheers, Rich, I've asked the guy for the phone number of the ex, sounds like my kind of lass.

Oh wait, she's probably diseased by now, forget it.

[TerryG]

If John was a builder, this would be his work transport:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks-mfmWkoGk