Excuse the facetiousness - but I couldn't resist.
This has to be the perfect forum for Mercedes-Benz owners.
By all accounts there is a sum total of two subscribers on here who have the slightest bit of interest in the marque.
This leads to a mature, thoughtful exchange of views, experiences and information, and is a thorough pleasure to be a part of.
No playground ganging-up, cliques, holier-than-thouness, endless recriminations, mud-slinging and slanging matches, bannings and trollings, 'bring back Mr X/no bring back Mr Y' campaigns, 2000 words in praise of microfibre wash mitts and other pitiful self-indulgence.
There's meaning here - maybe the future of marque-specific online forums is to limit membership to just five people, all of whom have been drinking partners for at least five years, live in the same postal district and are sufficiently familiar to be entrusted with each others' PIN codes, interest in morris-dancing and commitment to world peace in the face of impending nuclear armageddon.
