Then my offer was knocked back and adding insult to injury, the thing has been edited since, meaning that it's up now at less than that offer.
I should have left it at that but took a drive down there in my own car, then turned and headed for home when the thing wasn't as it seemed. I'm not going into specifics but let us say simply this: You can't see the caravans, the mountains of mixed scrap or the horses in any of the listing images!
It's clearly not meant to be and I don't need the hassle.
Rich, you're in the property game, don't suppose you fancy a concrete hut in the back of beyond, South American style? It comes with its own wildlife and is only 80 yards from the nearest water supply. It's not cheap though, I gave the equivalent of £32 for the place and I'd want to recover every penny of that! 
(Oh, and foreign nationals aren't allowed to be out unchaperoned between 9pm and 6am, the local plod will confiscate and destroy any device they find that's capable of taking photographs, sh*te beer costs only 11p per bottle but it tends to make you blind eventually and my local equivalent lost an arm to a chainsaw when a student's family decided that he'd handled their complaint against the college in a less than effective way). 
