washing machine

[mach1rob]

Only cos she's tied to the cooker and can't see the PC!

[JPB]

Only cos she's tied to the cooker and can't see the PC!

I hope the chain's long enough to allow her to reach the sink and the washing machine too!

[rich.]

went & bought wifey a new machine today.. ouch....

why do brides wear white?
The dishwasher should match the sink and the refrigerator

why did the woman cross the road?
fist we must ask, what was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place???

Husband 1: I am the boss of the house. I couldn't find cold water in the house, so I shouted for hot water and got it immediately.

Husband 2: Wow, that's great.Is it for drinking or bathing?

Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.

[rich.]

flippin tumble dryer nearly caught fire today... need a new one of those now. still i cant complain we have owned it 12 years & it was free to us then..i could repair it but its not worth the risk.

[rich.]

now the microwave is playing up & the mr2 alternator isnt charging.. happy days

[JPB]

Pah! You reckon you've got it tough? My central heating boiler has decided to learn to play the piano. Well it keeps 'em off the streets.

[Richard Moss]

If you fancy fixing a washer, dryer or dshwasher, try here for parts: http://www.partmaster.co.uk/cgi-bin/home.pl

I managed to find some seals for my Frigidaire dishwasher and they were sensibly priced and delivered quickly.

[rich.]

cheers.. although ive just bought a new machine.. wifeys anniversary present a bit early! im in her good books for a change

[Mitsuru]

cheers.. although ive just bought a new machine.. wifeys anniversary present a bit early! im in her good books for a change

So!! nuckie tonight then?

[JPB]

Eeeeewwww! It's not that sort of machine.