There are
loads of the flaming things in Carlisle! OK, at least two.
I arranged to meet a mate, who was coming down the west coast from Glasgow, at the "big Tesco just outside Carlisle" one day some years ago. Well there I was, waiting in the car park of the place. No sign of my mate's car at the arranged time, and this fella wasn't one to be late. Eventually, he rang my mobile to ask where I was. I told him and he then pointed out that he was in fact at a different Tesco store.

That's one shop that I wish would get long lost!
Tesco bought a sizeable plot in Alnwick shortly before Sainsbury built their new store just outside the town on what had been some of the Duke's land. There's still no Tesco over there, but as long as Tesco owns that plot, there won't be any other supermarkets either. The ba5t4rds!

I wish I could afford to leave a 2 acre plot standing idle simply to prevent anyone else's buying it.
