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Im so excited i might buy two. and for only £11.00




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Performance-E ... RTM1793548


From eBays finest tuning department.

an impressive 83 BHP increasement

Ooh, I bet they embiggen it with cromulence while they're in there.

is undetectable when removed.

Really? Never in the bloody world!

Ok i tried too fit but made a mistake

Yeah, we saw that. Suggestion: Try slightly less fit, job done, QED, simples.

What a steaming load of old placebo.

I urge all of you to email via eBay messages and ask the seller whether it's compatible with your modern car (where applicable as I appreciate that many of us have more sense than to own one). I will guarantee beyond doubt that the reply will come within seconds of asking! It'll be so vague as to be virtually meaningless but nonetheless it'll come straight back.

"Someone I know" asked:

Hello, please can you advise me whether this incredible device is compatible with a 1999 Vauxhall Omega 3.0 V6 auto? TIA, Phil.

Then, suspecting that the reply was a stock one:

"Hello, please tell me; can this gadget be used on the current Hardley-Worthit Two stroke range? If so, do I need to take my meat out before fitting the thing? Yours with luv 'n' hugz, *******

I'm not posting the response here as it's lengthy but as you probably guessed by now, the same answer was received to both enquiries!

I'll stick with the tried and testing method, a NOS sticker.

I wonder if I daisy chain a few dozen of them on my lawn mower, if I could enter the land speed record contest....

btw, you don't need a NOS sticker, an NRA one should keep everyone back (or just paint your callipers red, that adds 50bbhp)

Im defo painting the BM's calipers red, im also fitting a fog light over the rear axle.

Father Jack got one in the post, and expresses his opinion

Down at the big Associated Dairies earlier on and I found a much cheaper alternative to the solid state snake oil in the eBay listing we're talking about. This only costs a Pound and the chips in this box are more likely to save you money on fuel than the eBay thing:

Apparently (according to someone posting on a Mondeo group) this item will increase your MPG...

Fuel consumption for 1000km is 4,3L on 100km, this is Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDDI from 2002. Use fuel saver...

Oh dear!

Who writes the instructions Hans Christian Anderson?