I finally found a Discovery without any chassis scale, holes or suspicious looking patches of roofing pitch. Better yet; it's a 1999 T plate example, so if I pay the VED
(probably won't as the Toyota would be cheaper, but had to buy the Land Rover six months of duty to make it road legal while I move the Mini to next door's drive), then it's "taxed" at the old pre-2001 rate, so as it's larger than 1549cc in capacity, that's only £255 for a full year, rather than the £500+ for a post-March '01 4x4 with a similar engine.
And even better again; because the one I settled on is a Japanese one, my key policy covers it on a parallel NCB basis as it does for any imported cars I add, whereas the UK equivalent would have cost an extra £180 per year, as I'd have to have it insured with a different underwriter who wouldn't offer the mirroring facility.
Jobs it needs in order from dearest to cheapest: Pay a local and well respected independent LR specialist to give it a thorough service. The oil in the sump is black but then it's an ancient Diesel engine so that's not altogether unheard of, the ATF is actually acceptably pink, feels smooth and tastes fine, so that's good, but the coolant is only just above the minimum gravity that I'd consider acceptable for the winter months. It's just had a new PAS pump, the air con works fine and the alternator is charging correctly, but the belts for these ancillaries are all looking a little secondhand, so will be replaced foir peace of mind. The timing belt, a right pain in this OHV engine as it's hidden between inner and outer covers and nothing like as accessible as the belt on a typical OHC would be, has - according to the receipts that I found in the glove hole - been changed and it's had the newer pulleys fitted for better location and less likelihood of snapping, which would be annoying as the 300TDi usually bends its pushrods in best Russian fashion when a timing belt fails. Valve damage is rare, but pushrods are a whopping £3 each so I'd rather not take that risk.

The one advisory that it picked up at the test (back in May) has been addressed (a rear damper had a slightly worn bush, now it hasn't) but the cheapest, though the most time consuming task that I must do is give that pristine chassis a coating of Ensis, brushed onto the chassis' external surfaces and scooshed into the box sections under pressure.
OK, so for those of you who are now saying "but it's a 19 year old Discovery, there has to be some rust, so where is it? Yes, there are some bits on the body but these extend only as far as a tiny scabby bit at the very bottom of the inner rear wheel arch on the passenger side and the tow bar bracket, which is thick and in no danger of falling off any time this century, but would look better wire brushed, etch primed and finished in some satin black to match the rear bumper.
I had a good long test drive today and it's lovely on the road, has way more room - than the 2nd generation example that disappointed me last Thursday - in spite of the 1st generation cars' shorter body, so there's more space for my leg under the column, more foot room once I'm aboard, more room for anyone who wants to sit in the back behind the driver's seat and only slightly shorter in the boot. Result!
I even managed to get the seller to agree to deliver it to my place at no extra cost, so it'll be arriving on Wednesday and if it's still daylight when the thing tips up, I'll get some phone pics posted up then. If it's dark by then (so around three o' clock if it's a bright day) then I'll post up piccies later in the week or not, depending upon when we can get it into the workshop and have the basic stuff dealt with.
For the first time in four years, I've bought some breakdown cover!

No, seriously, I have.
@GHT: If your van has to be scrapped, please may I buy the Diesel that's left in the tank?

I have a decent cordless drill and a large bucket that I could bring.
