Practically Classics Forum

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."

As I parked my car outside the House of Commons, a traffic warden came up to me and said, "You can't park here! Judges, Ministers and Members of Parliament use this road"
"It's ok," I said, "I've got an alarm and a crook lock."

A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it...........

Aliens?

If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there'd be no problems.

I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

"You disgust me" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

Are all Kindle readers so highly strung?

My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."