A well known bee specialist wrote:are your bees carrying the varroa mites?
I had to look that up as my knowledge of bees and their parasites is even less comprehensive than my knowledge of what women want for their birthdays!
No, the parasites that the pest control bloke said these bees have is one that gets into the bee as an egg, passed on from the plant that the bee is sucking on at the time, and then the egg hatches and the parasite grows inside the bee, gradually taking control of the bee's innards. The parasite then "drives" the bee which is, by this time, pretty much dead, a bit like that thing you can do by pulling on the stringy thing inside a chicken's foot to make its toes move.
These sick bees then try to escape but because their brains are no longer correctly programmed, they end up stuck in a building, in this case mine where, fortunately, the available space between the flat roof on that part of the house and the ceiling beneath is very limited, so soon enough, my washing up liquid technique - harmless to the bees - will effectively contaminate the hive and they'll all move out, unharmed but with really clean, fresh smelling paws leaving the old nest inert and harmless and the infected members of their herd properly deceased and consigned to the bin.
Knowing my luck, the wee stripey buggers will then bill me for the insulation that the abandoned bee accommodation adds to the roof, which I guess is what the term "being stung by bees" really means?
I like the Dorset pickup, even though it's no use to me. It's a cool truck though, and if only that key were on the other side, could be used to play dominoes with pedestrians as you drive it along.
I also found something nice, under an eBay search for "cars with next to no usable space for the driver's limbs", this little belter:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Austin-G ... 2210711027
Again a case of nowhere to put legs but what a(nother) cool truck. Land Rover may well have claimed the title of "Best 4 by 4 by far", but unless the Landy in question is one of those coachbuilt S1 Station Wagons (

), I reckon the Austin has the average LR beaten on the coolness factor.