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Blame Glenn, he's the one who mentioned lava and ducks, so naturally, I found a picture showing both.

Up the apples n pears, knees up mother Brawwwnnn!!!

Lord Tolly wrote:Lav a Duck!!!!

I do. Especially in Hoi-sin sauce accompanied by noodles

That reminds me of our chinese the other night, I ordered Special fried rice but they fetched this wicker basket over. Not wanting to make a fuss in front of the rest of the gang I didn't say anything immediately, but as I was munching on my starter the lid kept popping up and two eyes kept peering at me.

After a bit of this I couldn't stand it any longer, about every 30 seconds the baskets lid would raise a little and two eyes peer out at me from the dark. So, enough being enough and to hell with it, called over the waiter and said

Scuse me mate, I ordered Special Fried Rice but you've fetched me a Peeking Duck

alright, just couldn't resist and the old ones are still the best

Please flog yourself around the buttocks with a rolled up copy of Practical Classics this instant!