This is what we started with.

Not exactly user friendly.
After I'd been left alone with it for a few hours.

Still needs a bit of tidying up, but isn't that several orders of magnitude easier to follow now? This is also a vastly scaled down version - the original is about 7000px wide, and currently has about ten layers as I'm still meddling with it.
Key to Item Numbers on the diagram - in a format you can actually scan through rather than a totally unformatted wall of text. Especially helpful as the sequence of numbering isn't exactly easy to follow in some areas.
1 Generator
2 Voltage Regulator
3 Ammeter
4 Battery
5 Starter Solenoid
6 Ignition Warning Light (Red)
7 Ignition Switch
8 Starter Motor
9 Clock Illumination
10 Speedometer Illumination
11 Grouped Instrument Illumination
12 Number Plate Light
13 Number Plate Light
14 LH Tail Light
15 LH Side Light
16 RH Side/Park Light
17 RH Tail/Park Light
18 Main Beam Warning Light
19 RH Head Lamp Main Beam
20 LH Head Lamp Main Beam
21 RH Head Lamp Dip Beam
22 LH Head Lamp Dip Beam
23 Heater Motor
24 Horns
25 Horn Push Switch
26 Parking/Side Light Switch
27 Boot Light Switch
28 Boot Light
29 Dash Illumination Rheostat
30 Panel Illumination Fuse (3A)
31 Side/Dip Head Lamp Switch
32 Side/Main Beam Foot Switch
33 Heater Motor Rheostat
34 Horn Relay
35 Fog/Spot Lamps – Where Fitted
36 Clock
37 Front Interior Light & Switch (combined unit)
38 Front LH Door Switch
39 Front RH Door Switch
40 Rear LH Door Switch
41 Rear Interior Light
42 Interior Light Switch LH
43 Rear RH Door Switch
44 Rear Interior Light
45 Interior Light Switch RH
46 Windscreen Washer Pump Motor
47 Windscreen Wiper and Washer Switch
48 Windscreen Wiper Motor
49 Fuses A2 and A4
50 Ignition Coil
51 Brake Light Switch
52 Reversing Light Switch
53 RH Indicator Tell Tale
54 Indicator Flasher Unit
55 Indicator Stalk
56 LH Indicator Tell Tale
57 Instrument Panel 10V Voltage Stabiliser
58 Coolant Temperature Gauge
59 Fuel Gauge
60 Fuel/Oil Level Selector Switch
61 N/A
62 Distributor
63 RH Brake Light
64 LH Brake Light
65 Reversing Light
66 LH Rear Indicator
67 LH Front Indicator
68 RH Front Indicator
69 RH Rear Indicator
70 Coolant Temperature Sender
71 Oil Level Sender
72 Fuel Level Sender
73 Oil Pressure Warning Light (Green)
74 Choke Warning Light (Amber)
75 Brake Fluid Level Float Switch
76 Fuel Main/Reserve Pump Selector Switch
77 Overdrive Fuse (35A)
78 Overdrive Solenoid
79 Overdrive Column Switch
80 Overdrive Throttle “Kickdown” Switch
81 Oil Pressure Switch
82 Choke Warning Light Thermoswitch
83 Brake Fluid Level and Handbrake Combined Warning Light
84 Handbrake Switch
85 Fuel Pump (Main)
86 Fuel Pump (Reserve)
87 Gearbox Overdrive Inhibitor Switch
88 Overdrive Relay
I think this was worth spending a couple of hours on as it will make continuing the detective work on what's been meddled with massively easier. Yes I probably could have found one if I kept digging long enough, but I definitely learned a lot more about the car's electrical system doing it this way