I agree re the boredom, zzzzzz’s and general despair at this thread but couldn’t resist taking the bait on this spectacular pile of delusion. But not having the time or patience to trawl through every point I would like to pick up on a couple of the points....
Morrisand944S2man wrote:I would like to re-state the simple formula for determining what is and is not a classic.
Who made you milk monitor?
Morrisand944S2man wrote:Old is not sufficient. Old can also be rubbish, or mundane and unremarkable.
A car has to be both old and great to be a classic- if an everyday car in it's time, it has to be a breakthrough design or a first, or something special or unique in its day.
And that is an MGB or a Moggie is it? ( no anti agenda here BTW)
Hmmmmm. Assuming that I wander into a “classic” car show and happen upon a row of the following;
Standard Companion
Ford Classic (hehe)
Victor FC
Victor FD
Morris Marina
TR7 FHC (Speke built specifically)
Dayglo Orange Allegro Estate
Cortina mk4
Triumph 1500TC
And a Very early A reg Sierra
I would very clearly have found myself in heaven, yet none of these cars were particularly well received in their day, nor were they outstanding, not one of them (except the ground breaking but badly received jelly mould) could be classed as a breakthrough, or special, or even unique. But my pop owned every one of them during my childhood. None were that reliable except the Marina and Sierra.
There are many cars from the 60’s and earlier that I would happily walk past in order to get at any of the above.
Morrisand944S2man wrote:
Simplicity is also a factor. In 1982- a 1972 Minor was a classic car then as it is now.
Err no it wasn’t!! In 1982, and I was there, a 1972 (or any other) Minor was a banger, how we all chortled and laughed when one wheezed and farted its way past us. In 1984 I bought a 1964 Ford 105e...
Innovative = Check
Ground breaking = Check
Design Breakthrough = Check
I loved that car and rebuilt it with my amateur skills and I expect that it was your pop who asked “who let that banger into the show” when I was displaying it all shiny at the E&E county show. Thing is, he wasn’t alone and it is down to “pioneering” (yeah I know) enthusiasts that cars like the 105e survived bangerdom.
So you see even in the early 1980s and using a car which appears to fit your ideal a 20 year old car was firmly banger territory and I was regarded as a fruit loop for wasting money on it when I could have a nice Japanese car or a Capri
Also and only very recently have early XJ-S or the original XJ range of cars started to appreciate – and thank the Lord too, meets every one of your criteria and yet they were regarded by many as bangers, nope I don’t understand it either.
Morrisand944S2man wrote:The mere passage of time does make a bad car suddenly become great.
The Stag was pretty horrible and hopeless in the mid 1970’s. Many were bastardised with the “incorrect” engine to try and fix manufacturing issues.
So Is my car or any car that I like a classic in your eyes? = couldn’t give a toss really but please to all those Marina, 1980’s jap box etc etc owners keep em on the roads so I can recall through my rose tinted specs those heady 1970’s and 80’s without seeing show grounds full of moggies and MGB’s (again no agenda here). If your thing is a 1990’s car, save one and quick but it will be a choppy ride to get acceptance judging by some who post on here
How about an even more simple rule....
Turn up at Bromley Pageant or the like and see whether the “classic” car park marshal attempts to redirect you to the public car park.
I expect that my groundbreaking, innovative, design breakthrough, design classic, 18 year old Range Rover (in good shape I might add) would be redirected. Yet the Snag – and I really love that car - with nowt really that ground breaking about any single part of it would be welcomed into the fold.
p.s. oh and you are wrong about the mk1 Golf GTI – Mk2 8-Valve small bumper GTI was much better executed car and more than worthy of all the attention. Just try find one that hasn’t been all messed up.