
Sorry, couldn't risk that!
Meanwhile, as this thread is all about the cheese, I've found something cheesier than the first eight pages of cheese combined, placed on two slices of plain loaf (none of that pan nonsense mind..) and turned into toasted cheese! The article to which I refer was brought to my attention by the sis-in-law-beast, freshly through the door after her latest deep sea job in warmer climes.
I buy the Viewer (other listings weeklies are apparently available too) purely to see what's coming up on the tellybox, she reads the ads and one such ad - which I may yet scan into this thread - was for an Elvis (Presley, not Costello) handbag featuring a print on pink
leatherique, showing a scene from one of his stage performances of "Burning Love". She's sleeping in the car (her Riley, not the Corolla which actually makes a half decent bed substitute

) tonight, by way of punishment for her ruining my 4th favourite Elvis tune with this shameless tat!
I may fetch her in when I get bored..
