A man goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. "Does that taste sweet to you?" the man asks.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," responds the man...
"The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Is it just me, or are there any other anagrams of em?
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand & deliver.
Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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Never play chess with a pigeon. It will knock all the pieces over, S*#t on the board and then strut around pretending it won.
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I watched that new TV series called truckers. It wasn't as good as the trailer.
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When I was younger I used to be really enthusiastic about tractors, but now I'm not so fussed.
Does that make me an ex-tractor fan?
I'll get my coat......
Does that make me an ex-tractor fan?
I'll get my coat......
Some people are like Slinkies - they serve no useful purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them downstairs.
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Apparently the problem with death is it makes you very stiff the next day!