Pay a few pennies and get a cafetiere and some decent Columbian coffee and you can make proper coffee as quickly as the instant sh*t.
With my various careers and jobs, I have been supplied with coffee that ranges from milk with a little colouring (from own-brand stuff) through to some quite sophisticated machine-made stuff. If offered a drink, I prefer coffee as a lot of people can't make decent tea (some even use dishwater from China

). If I'm lucky, they don't put milk in either beverage - if you can't see the bottom of the mug, there's too muck milk for tea! Even worse was the farm that sent out flasks of tea - with too much milk AND sugar!!
There is a need for a vomiting smiley!!
Father used to suffer more than many: if he went visiting, some people liked to be "posh" and offer coffee instead of tea! As you can imagine, he knew all the fields that had walls or hedges high enough to hide a vicar: instant coffee doesn't half make you pee when you always drink proper stuff at home!!