However, I didn't give up and a dig around the shed turned up a forgotten bottle jack. This was put under a car, it held pressure, no leaks, so to work!!
The key to a good working pump is the proper Schrader 556 low-loss connector, aka 'strut coupler' in aeroplane speak, used for proper hydragas pumps and also gassing aircraft struts-£55 plus post from liquid levers on ebay, the robbers!!! But £38 from an aerospace supplier (LAS aerospace ltd)

Now to make the pump- dead easy,no machining facilities required, all you need is a drill, a grinder, and a mig welder. On ye standard cheapie bottle jack there's a big nut- undo this and remove the outer cylinder- which didn't happen in my case because the nut wouldn't budge- never mind, I just literally chopped the top off the jack with the grinder, and pulled off the outer cylinder and the piston.Leave the inner cylinder in place and degrease the whole lot. I then simply drilled a hole in the side of the inner cylinder and welded on the threaded part of a grease gun connector, and welded a plate over the top of the cylinder. Connect the grease gun hose to the cylinder and you're more or less done! You see three holes i the base of the pump- these are for pressure release, overload protection, and transferring oil from the pump to the cylinder when it's a working as a jack. To test it I sank it in a bowl of water/antifreeze mix, enough to cover the holes, and connected it to the car.

Here it is connected under the car and 'on-line' so to speak.

I started pumping and woohoo it worked far better than I thought it would, the car rose visibly with each pump of the handle. So there you have it, all I need to do now is rig up some sort of remote fluid reservoir so i don't need to immerse it in fluid and it'll be complete
So up yours liquid levers and your shockingly expensive pumps!!!