Tigra Man, when asked recently, in a frankly embarrassing faux-Jamaican accent, wrote:But me ride as dope as the dopest ting, innit blood?
Rich, I changed my mind, look at that little beauty. Do the deal,

but stock up on welding wire before you do 'cos how they managed it when their own Corsa is really pretty resistant to serious corrosion I do not know, but the Tigra is a festering rot box.
Get one, and people will laugh and point. Then their laughter will turn to savagery of the kind normally reserved for Gary Glitter's Twitter followers.